A Very Emotional Lines

Maine"Maa"Se Pucha,
"Kab Tak Meri Fikar Me is Tarah
Raton ko jagti Rahogi?"
"Maa"Ne Pyar se Mera Maatha Chooma Aur Kaha: "Jab Tak
tu Apni Dusri Maa se
Rat ko Phone pe Bat karna nahi
Chodega
Moral : MAA SAB JANTI HAI.

Santa ko uski Girl Friend ne sms kiya....

"I Miss Your"

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Santa Ne Apna Khatarnaka Dimag Lagaya,

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.aur Do Ghantea Baad Reply

Bheha........."I Mr. You..

Malik Naukar Se Is Mehngai Ke Daur Me

Malik Naukar Se
Is Mehngai Ke Daur Me
Parathey Pe itna Ghee?
Kya Hogya Hai Tumhe?
Noker:Maaf Kijiye Sarkar
Ghalti Se Mera Pratha Apke Pas Agaya Hai

In park, a boy & girl were sitting!

2 dogs kissed each other
Boy- Jaanu agar tum bura na mano, to main bhi..
Girl- Ok! Par sambhalkar! Kutta kaat lega

Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai

Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai
kuch dost pal-pal yad aate hai
hum apse yahi puchna chahte hai
k dosto ki is kataar me hum kaha aate hai

Zindagi zakhmo se bhari hai

Zindagi zakhmo se bhari hai
waqt ko marham banana seekh lo.
Harna toh hai hi maut ke hatho ek din
Filhaal zindagi ko jeena seekh lo

Khoobiyan itni to nahi hum mein

Khoobiyan itni to nahi hum mein
ki kisi ke dil mein ghar kar jayenge
par bhoolna bhi aasaan nahi hoga
aisa zaroor kuch kar jaayenge.

Raah asaan ho gayi hogi Jaan pehchaan

Raah asaan ho gayi hogi Jaan pehchaan
ho gayi hogi Phir palat kar nigah nahi
aayi Tujhpe qurbaan ho gayi hogi
Teri zulfo ko chedti thi hawa Khud pareshan ho gay

Aansuon Me na dhoondna hamein

Aansuon Me na dhoondna hamein
Dil me hum bas jaayenge
Tamanna ho agar milne ki
to band aankhon me nazar aayenge

kuch bhi pila diya hota

Pilana farz tha kuch bhi pila diya hota
Sharab kam thi to pani mila diya hota
Agar zuban pe sharm-o-haya ka pehra tha
To muskura ke sar hi hila diya hota.

Har taraf noor hai khusboo hai Teri ankhon mein kaisa jadoo hai Sari duniya hai meri jholi mein Aur duniya meri bas tu hai

Har taraf noor hai khusboo hai
Teri ankhon mein kaisa jadoo hai
Sari duniya hai meri jholi mein
Aur duniya meri bas tu hai

Phool khilte hai baharo ka sama hota

Phool khilte hai baharo ka sama hota
hai aise mousam me to pyar java
hota hai dil ki bato ko to hotho se nahi
kahete ye afsana to nigaho se baya hota hai

Rahat bhi Apno se milti hai

Rahat bhi Apno se milti hai,
Chahat bhi Apno se milti hai
Apno se kabhi roothna nahi,
Kyun ki MUSKURAHAT bhi sirf apno se hi milti hai

2 Pyari Baate

2 Pyari Baate:
Apne aasuo ko itna mehnga kardo ki
koi unhe kharidane ki kosish na kare,
Aur apni muskan ko itna sasta kardo
ki har koi usko pane ki chahat kare.

santa & his wife

In park santa & his wife were sitting
2 dogs kissed each other
santa Jaanu agar tum bura na mano, to main bhi..
wife- Ok Par sambhalkar! Kutta kaat lega