Thursday, January 31, 2013

A Very Emotional Lines


Maine"Maa"Se Pucha,
"Kab Tak Meri Fikar Me is Tarah
Raton ko jagti Rahogi?"
"Maa"Ne Pyar se Mera Maatha Chooma Aur Kaha: "Jab Tak
tu Apni Dusri Maa se
Rat ko Phone pe Bat karna nahi
Chodega
Moral : MAA SAB JANTI HAI.


Santa ko uski Girl Friend ne sms kiya....
"I Miss Your"
.

Santa Ne Apna Khatarnaka Dimag Lagaya,
.
.
.aur Do Ghantea Baad Reply
Bheha........."I Mr. You..

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Malik Naukar Se Is Mehngai Ke Daur Me


Malik Naukar Se
Is Mehngai Ke Daur Me
Parathey Pe itna Ghee?
Kya Hogya Hai Tumhe?
Noker:Maaf Kijiye Sarkar
Ghalti Se Mera Pratha Apke Pas Agaya Hai

In park, a boy & girl were sitting!



2 dogs kissed each other
Boy- Jaanu agar tum bura na mano, to main bhi..
Girl- Ok! Par sambhalkar! Kutta kaat lega

Monday, January 14, 2013

Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai


Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai
kuch dost pal-pal yad aate hai
hum apse yahi puchna chahte hai
k dosto ki is kataar me hum kaha aate hai

Zindagi zakhmo se bhari hai


Zindagi zakhmo se bhari hai
waqt ko marham banana seekh lo.
Harna toh hai hi maut ke hatho ek din
Filhaal zindagi ko jeena seekh lo

Khoobiyan itni to nahi hum mein


Khoobiyan itni to nahi hum mein
ki kisi ke dil mein ghar kar jayenge
par bhoolna bhi aasaan nahi hoga
aisa zaroor kuch kar jaayenge.

Raah asaan ho gayi hogi Jaan pehchaan


Raah asaan ho gayi hogi Jaan pehchaan
ho gayi hogi Phir palat kar nigah nahi
aayi Tujhpe qurbaan ho gayi hogi
Teri zulfo ko chedti thi hawa Khud pareshan ho gay